"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
"I’m not sad" I say sadly with a sad expression
"i’m not jealous" i say, with strong emphasis on the word jealous, following it with a forced laugh to show how not jealous i am